alright, put the money in the bag….
PUT IT IN
umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir
ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY
Im over here tripping in my emotions and she’s probably sound asleep not missing a minute over me. I guess I saw something in you that wasnt there….goodbye bae…I’ll really fucking miss you…
Damn it fucking sucks when you can’t talk to the only person you want to talk to. Like I’d give anything… I just want to see your name light up my phone. I wanna hear you voice and make you laugh. I could have been everything you’ve ever wanted and more.
it’s really hard when you’re in a group of friends and each of them has their own “best friend” in the group.
- iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
- Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
- iPhone user: I just like this pho-
- Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
- week 1 of friendship: this is a cool person
- week 30 of friendship: this is a gay egg